Vending machines that contain your favorite
Rhinoceros beetle.
Since missing fingers are a trait of the Yakuza (Japanese Mafia), you can now get replacement fingers for deluding in-laws. Especially useful in wedding ceremonies.
How about a pair of either-end slippers? No more fumbling about in the morning to get them facing the right way.
Portable lampposts.
You'll never walk down a dark street again.
Tiny dusters for cat's paws.
The Bath Body Suit: A delightful, stress-free way to take a warm, relaxing bath without the hassle of having to dry yourself off.
Walk 'n' Wash Ankle-attachable Laundry Tanks: Now you can wash your clothes while taking your daily walk, a perfect solution for the problems of inadequate exercise and hygiene.
The fish face cover.
Chop up a dead fish without having to look into its lifeless eyes.
A chin-operated light switch.
In the event that your hands are full and you are leaving a room.
"Baby Mops.”
Baby clothing that allows your infant to clean the floor as they crawl around.
Portable armrests.
By attaching these gizmos to your shoulders, you can have that easy-chair feeling while walking about town.
A weight you can strap to your telephone receiver. It lets you exercise as you talk.
A device that allows a cat to step on an actuator for a fan that cools its food (what I want to know is – what the hell are they feeding their cat?)
The tee shirt with a grid printed on the back.
Now you can tell your Backscratcher at which coordinate the itch is.
Pant Hankies
Velcro Home Jogger
The Hay Fever Hat
The butter-stick. Think Chapstick container full of butter.
Makes buttering your toast a piece of cake.
Restroom signs equipped with suction cups that grip tile. The sign, printed in English and Japanese, says "Ladies." Are you a woman facing a long line for the ladies room? Fine. Then go to the men's room, attach your sign, and use it.
The Eat 'n' Exercise: exercise as you eat
The Drymobile (your laundry dries as you drive)
The Solar-Powered Torch
Full body umbrellas and a hydrophobe's bath body suit
The Business Tool Belt (imagine Batman as an accountant)
The Solar Powered Flashlight (dispenses the need for batteries … and common sense)
Swiss Army Gloves allow you to be prepared for whatever comes to hand
"Chindogu are inventions that seem like they're going to make life a lot easier, but don't," writes Kenji Kawakami, the Japanese journalist who invented the pastime.