the bands listed in NO WAY represent the taste of beth or of hullaballoo... meaning we ain't taking responsibility for any of the cheeze metal listed below
Rock Bands' Answers
to the Meaning of Life
by Beth
NEW! Add your own choice for "bands answers..."
See bottom of page.
The Cure says Boys
Don't Cry (which
explains a LOT about
Fat Bob)
Poison says Every
Rose Has Its Thorn
Morrissey moans
Everyday is Like
Sunday, Everyday is
Silent and Gray
Minor Threat says
Going Straight Edge
Motley Crue says
Girls, Girls, Girls
DCD says its Towards
the Within
Cyndi Lauper says
Girls Just Wanna
Have Fun
Leonard Cohen says
Everybody Knows
Depeche Mode says
Everything Counts in
Large Amounts (like
cocaine, apparently)
U2 says I Still Haven't
Found What I'm
Looking for
the TA LKI N GHE ADS
say Sex and Violins
Exploited responds
with Sex and Violence
Soundgarden says
Big Dumb Sex
the Sugarcubes say
Fucking In Rhythm
and Sorrow
Queen says Fat
Bottom Girls
the Go Go's say Our
Lips Are Sealed
the Replacements say
Don't Tell A Soul
Nirvana says Lithium
REM says Everybody
Hurts
L7 says Questioning
My Sanity
Cake says Sheep Go
To Heaven (Goats
Go To Hell)
Spinal Tap says the
Majesty of Rock
Suicidal Tendencies
say Gotta Kill Capt.
Stud
Mr. Bungle quips It's
Not Funny My Ass Is
On Fire
Blake Babies coo
Innocense and
Experience
Billy Idol says
Dancing With Myself
(which is going to be
really difficult for Mr.
Idol now that he is
maimed for life)
Bob Dylan says Rainy
Day Women #12 &
35 (note the chorus)
to Elvis Costello
Allison is the
meaning of life
Beastie Boys say You
Gotta Fight For Your
Right To Party (not
that they do, mind
you)
Sinead says I Do Not
Want What I Haven't
Got
TA LKI N GHE ADS say
Stop Making Sense
David Bowie votes
Changes
Rolling Stones say
Satisfaction
Tom Waits votes
Pasties and A G-String
(below is an extended list not available in the printed zine!)
John Lee Hooker says
One Bourbon, One
Scotch, One Beer
Stone Temple Pilots
say Sin
Dead Milmen say Life
Is Shit
Cab Calloway says (somewhat enigmatically)
A Chicken Ain't Nuthin
But A Bird
Tears For Fears says
Everybody Wants To
Rule The World
Trent Rezner says
Wanting Something
You Cannot Have
Tool says Sober
Sting says If You
Love Someone Set
Them Free
Paleface says Burn
and Rob (write in if you remember this one)
the Rev. Horton Heat
says Liquor, Beer,
and Wine
Cocteau Twins say
Milk and Honey
SUBMISSIONS
performer: Alice Cooper
song:"He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)"
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