You Want Some Meaning?
Oh I'll give ya some meaning!

by beth
You can ask anyone what the meaning of life is and 90% of the time, they will have an answer. 90% of the time it is well thought out; an ideal; a perfected recipe. But 90% of the time you can watch them day to day and see that they do not live by their credo (mine being, never trust statistics). Here I've composed my 90% - accurate - no - bullshit - Brenda! - list of what I've seen (hard cold fact) people exhibit their meaning of life is.

1. Shopping (see #50)
2. Eating (see #50)
3. Sex (see #50)
4. Drugs (see #50)
5. Rock-n-Roll
6. Self destruction (see #50)
7. Tree climbing
8. Learning
9. Painting
10. Being creative
11. Having kids
12. Falling in Love
13. Making lots of money, retiring early
14. Visiting as many port-o-potties as possible
15. Living off the land
16. Exercizing
17. Vindictiveness
18. Opportunism
19. Freeing Tibet
20. Working for Women's Rights
21. Fighting for a cause
22. Not being an adult
23. Owning Land
24. 12 Step Programs
25. Drinking
26. Apathy
27. Eastern philosophy
28. Punk (diy)
29. Therapy
30. Getting married
31. The scientific method
32. Physics
33. Indulgence
34. 15 minutes of fame
35. Bitching about a bad relationship
36. working to make better the bad
relationship (see #25)
37. Collecting(see #11)
38. Medicine
39. Making zines
40. Being a groupie(see#4 & 5)
41. Travel
42. Writing
43. Being independently wealthy
44. Finding J.D. Salinger
45. Research (see #6)
46. Working for the C.I.A.
47. Surviving the holocaust
48. Geneology
49. Bee keeping
50. Obsessive compulsive disorder
51. Reading
52. Having fun (see #26)
53. Spontaneity
54. Staying young
55. Bohemianism
56. Dada-ism
57. Being a revolutionary
58. Being a gourmet chef
59. Stealing
60. Living on a houseboat
61. Avoiding obsessive compulsive behavior

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